Saturday, November 30, 2013
RANDOM THOUGHTS
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After moronizing its own people America
is now engaged in moronizing the world.
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Describe someone objectively
and deep inside somewhere
one of his defensive walls is bound to collapse.
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Most of my critics are not idiots
but they appear to enjoy acting the part.
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More often than not
when I try to solve a problem
I succeed only in compounding it.
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My piano teacher taught me
the only way to learn a piece marked presto
is by playing it lento.
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One way to be brilliant is
by writing a hundred different versions
of the same line and choosing the best.
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MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE CONCEPTS
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A wolf and a vegetarian diet.
A closed mind and dialogue.
An Armenian and a Turk.
An Armenian and an Armenian.
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What I write is free –
like cheese in a mousetrap.
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American saying: “90% of everything is crap.”
Armenian translation: “99%.”
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NOTES & COMMENTS
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If the world were a room,
the U.S. would be the elephant in it.
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If you assume to be right
you are automatically disqualified to engage in dialogue.
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A liar’s best friend is another liar.
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A snake’s ideal food is another snake.
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Thirst for knowledge and thirst for blood
are mutually exclusive concepts.
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A dupe cannot have an open mind.
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When the Nazis said “Gott mit uns”
they meant of course the Devil.
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I repeat myself?
What about our sermonizers, speechifiers,
and Turcocentric fanatics?
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All corrupt regimes need enemies.
Hatred is a glue and all politicians need scapegoats.
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