Saturday, April 6, 2013
questions
Monday, April 01, 2013
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TWO QUESTIONS
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Even after successive waves of Hamidian massacres 
in the Ottoman Empire and Stalinist purges in the USSR, 
Armenian writers like Siamanto and Totovents 
couldn’t stand life in America 
and returned to Istanbul and Yerevan respectively. 
Now then, my question is: 
How many of our writers now living in exile 
have returned to their homeland after Independence? 
Is it conceivable that there was more tolerance 
and freedom under the bloody Sultan 
and the iron rule of Stalin 
than under our own oligarchs? 
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I am personally acquainted with an Armenian writer in exile 
who is not allowed to visit his dying father in Yerevan.
My second question is: 
Is it conceivable that our oligarchs 
are more commissars and less Armenian? 
Or more robots and less human beings?
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Wednesday, April 03, 2013
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ON LIFE, AFTERLIFE, AND 
RELATED ATROCITIES
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On life after death: 
the chances are we will return to wherever it was 
that we came from before we were born. 
But that may not be the end of the story… 
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Nationalism teaches us to have 20/20 vision 
when it  comes to our  assets 
and pretend to be deaf, blind and stupid  
when it comes to our liabilities. 
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There is a natural tendency in all of us 
to subscribe to dogmas whose sole intent 
is to divide the community and to reject 
what common sense, decency, logic, and self-interest dictate.
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To contradict is a temptation an Armenian cannot resist.
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When we rely too much on our understanding 
we tend to forget or ignore the fact that, 
that which is incomprehensible 
may well be closer to the truth.
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Tuesday, April 02, 2013
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CRIME AND PUNISHMENT
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We owe our dogmas and divisions 
to individuals whose ultimate aim 
is the destruction of the nation; 
and if they are not aware of this 
it’s because they have allowed themselves 
to be moronized by their own propaganda. 
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We have bosses, bishops, and benefactors 
by the dozen and dupes by the thousand 
but not a single consensus seeker. 
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Nationalism also means 
to believe nothing you are told 
except flattery. 
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It took Turks 600 years to realize 
sultans were up to no good. 
It may take them a little longer to realize 
Kemalism is a morally and politically bankrupt ideology. 
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If there is a god, 
garbage collectors will go to heaven 
and politicians to hell. 
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Where there is subservience there will also be 
intimidation -- or bullies and cowards.
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Wednesday, April 03, 2013
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UNDERSTANDING THE ENEMY
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We may understand why we hate our enemies 
but we don’t always understand why they hate us. 
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If we have trouble  understanding our enemies 
it may be because we have been brainwashed 
to believe we are lovable;
and we are lovable even when 
we behave like repulsive apes;
and we are smart 
even when we  speak like inbred morons. 
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We like to believe 
if our enemies hate us 
it’s because there must be something 
fundamentally wrong with them. 
Turks are bloodthirsty savages. 
In the eyes of Americans, 
Muslim terrorists are ignorant fanatics. 
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Instead of examining our conscience 
we blame  others. 
We use the lies of our propaganda 
to reach a truth which is a bigger lie. 
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We forget that
we are not as cute as we think we are. 
No one is. 
To take propaganda seriously 
means to moronize oneself. 
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Instead of wondering why 
Americans hate Muslims, 
Muslims should ask themselves 
why do Sunnis butcher Shias and vice versa?
Instead of wondering why Turks hate Armenians, 
we should ask ourselves 
why does Armenian hate Armenian?
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Why Muslim terrorists hate Americans unto death?
Why did Americans hate one another unto death
 in their Civil War (in cosmic time, yesterday)?
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Saturday, April 06, 2013
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ON CHARM
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“Charm is shit!” 
I hate the man who said that. 
I should have said it first.
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Death may be the end of the road for us 
but the road itself is without end. 
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Robert Frost: 
“And nothing to look backward to with pride 
 And nothing to look forward to with hope.” 
Our history in two lines. 
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I am what my critics made me.
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The 1% may be replaced but not toppled. 
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Beware of the man who is humble only before God.
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Divide the enemy and the battle is half won. 
Let the enemy divide us and the war is lost.
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Saturday, April 06, 2013
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MEMOIRS OF A SURVIVOR
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Unmask an Armenian and expose 
a celebrity without recognition, 
a king without a crown, 
and a tyrant without power. 
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I remember once when I tried to arrange 
an interview with a minor Armenian celebrity, 
I was treated with such contempt that 
I cancelled the interview without notice 
and decided never to interview another Armenian again. 
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Success has this in common with power – it corrupts. 
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The offspring of survivors 
I am myself a survivor: 
my parents survived Turks; 
I survived Armenians. 
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In the official version of our recent story, 
the operation was a success but the patient died. 
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Recycled propaganda is verbal vomit.
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Saturday, April 06, 2013
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WAR CRIMINALS
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Who is crazier – the Second Amendment gun nut 
or the unbalanced teenager or adult 
who kills defenceless children? 
Speaking for myself: 
I don’t know. 
Hard to say. 
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I suggest there is a mass murderer in all of us 
waiting for the right combination of circumstances 
to make an appearance. 
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Consider the frequency with which 
law-abiding patriotic citizens that have committed 
or cooperated in the commission 
of atrocities, massacres, and genocide in the past. 
How many of them surrendered 
and pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity? 
What about political, military, and religious leaders 
who legitimize and promote
intolerance, hatred, and war or mass murder? 
Last but far from least: 
How many popes, imams, and rabbis 
have been identified as war criminals? 
I am not casting aspersions, 
just asking questions.
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