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Thursday, October 20, 2011
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COMMENTS
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Don’t judge a man by his opinion of himself
or a political party by its propaganda.
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You may hope to be forgiven by a Turkish enemy
but by an Armenian friend, never!
I speak from experience.
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Whenever I disagree with an Armenian,
every Armenian who agrees with him
becomes my enemy.
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African proverb: “Until lions have their historians,
tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunters.”
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Friday, October 21, 2011
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GUESSING GAMES
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An unforgettable line from a forgotten American movie:
A lecherous hombre with a foreign accent
to a scantily clead sexy teenager:
“I want to balanga you with my bonnie johnnie.”
My guess is, as children that’s how we learn languages:
we may not understand the words
but we can guess their meaning.
As when in winter a man shivers and says,
“I am cold,” for instance;
or when he says “I am thirsty”
and is given a glass of water.
But as we grow older,
we seem to lose that particular faculty.
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One of my favorite Jewish jokes goes something like this:
Two old friends meet on a road somewhere in Russia
and after a brief exchange one of them says to the other:
“You tell me you are going to Minsk
because you want me to believe you are going to Pinsk,
but I happen to know you are going to Minsk:
Why must you always lie to me?”
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Saturday, October 22, 2011
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ON THE ETIOLOGY
OF GENOCIDE
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“There is nothing more valuable than our honor!”
declared a Muslim in Montreal
after murdering his three teenage daughters
because they had boyfriends.
(It is to be noted that he called it “treachery”).
There it is: the perfect justification
for killing defenseless civilians.
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After dismissing me as anti-Armenian,
less than mediocre and totally unprintable,
they demand solutions from me.
They must be in deep %#$&
and they expect us to believe
we never had it so good
because we are in the best of hands.
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Fear of free speech might as well be
synonymous with running away from the truth.
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Mel Brooks: “Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger.”
This may explain why sadists outnumber masochists.
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Chinese saying: “The great man is a public misfortune.”
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Japanese proverb: “A wise falcon hides its talons.”
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