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Sunday, June 19, 2011
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THEM AND US (II)
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We are brought up to believe
we are better than Turks,
in the same way that Turks are brought up
to believe they are better than Armenians.
In our treatment of intellectuals, however,
we might as well be identical twins.
They massacred our intellectuals
in time of war; and in our Soviet phase,
we massacred intellectuals in time of peace.
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Why target intellectuals?
Because the only way to deceive and mislead the people
is by silencing intellectuals
who collectively suffer from a neurotic compulsion
to speak the truth even if doing so
may spell their total ruin and destruction.
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Another thing we have learned from Turks
is to blame others for all our problems
even if in the process we may run the risk
of abdicating our humanity.
I therefore feel justified in maintaining that
deep down somewhere we (Armenians and Turks) are one and the same –
a fact that may become a certainty
when our respective DNAs are compared.
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We either come to terms with this reality
or we continue to project that which is evil in us
on the other thus implying
one should not mess around with perfection –
an implication that has the double demerit
of being both absurd and ridiculous.
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Monday, June 20, 2011
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FROM MY NOTEBOOKS
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A reasonable Armenian is as rare
as a Turk who has not beem brainwashed.
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Tolerance: the ability to see some truth even in lies.
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Anyone with the brain of an ape
and the tongue of a parrot
can recycle propaganda.
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I don’t believe everything I write
but I wish I did.
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I wear the insults of anonymous cowards like a badge.
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There are no happy endings in life.
For everyone who preaches love
there are ten who preach hatred
and a hundred who practice it.
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Noobar Janoian: “The opposite of fear is love.”
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Italian saying: "Fratelli, flagelli."
(Free translation: "The wrath of brothers,
the wrath of whips.")
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Flaubert: "Stupidity is something immovable,
you can’t try to attack it without being broken by it."
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Tuesday, June 21, 2011
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FROM MY NOTEBOOKS
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When they say it was Armenians who massacred Turks,
what they really mean is that
a single Turk killed by Armenians
matters much more to them
than a thousand Armenians slaughtered by Turks.
That’s because they view the slaughter of infidels
not as a crime against humanity
but as a patriotic as well as a religious duty.
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When I was a child in Greece we used to say,
“Do you take me for an American?” – meaning,
“Do you take me for an idiot?”
It was only on the day they elected Nixon as president
that I realized there was more to Yanks
than Yankee-Doodle-Dandy.
Likewise, it was on the day they awarded
the Nobel Prize to Pamuk that I realized
there was more to Turks than massacres.
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I have said “Yes, sir!”
and I have said “No, sir!”
and No, sir! is more fun.
There may be no money in it, granted,
but I’d rather be dirt poor and free
than a slave, a dupe, and a brown-noser
with a regular income.
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Wednesday, June 22, 2011
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FROM MY NOTEBOOKS
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The phoniest line in the world:
“Your call is important to us.”
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The ugliest words in the English language:
“Press one…press two…press three…press four…”
at which point I hang up.
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To cover up his true status
“Homo ignoramus” classifies himself
as “Homo sapiens.”
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If some people have no interest in knowing themselves
it may be because they already know enough to know
that they are not worth knowing.
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Why is it that some very smart and learned Armenians
confuse anti-charlatanism with anti-Armenianism?
Why is it that some very cunning Armenians
in their defense of their own selfish, narrow interests
will voice reasons worthy of an inbred moron?
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A problem is like an illness.
The first step is to diagnose it correctly.
But if you choose to ignore it,
you may promote it from a minor nuisance
to a terminal affliction.
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