Wednesday, October 30, 2013
ON CRACKPOTS
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In a recent issue of TIME magazine 
there is an interview with Andre Agassi 
in which Armenians and massacres are not mentioned.
*
The best thing Saroyan ever said about the Genocide is that 
he felt sorry for the Turks. 
*
Now you may understand why I refer to 
Genocide ghazetajis, Hai Tahd activists and fund-raisers 
as Turcocentric crackpots.
*
There is a baloney artist in all politicians 
and ours are no exception.
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THREE MAXIMS
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Thinking against oneself 
is one of the cardinal virtues.
*
Politicians and honesty are 
mutually exclusive concepts.
*
To believe when you are right 
you have God and Truth on your side 
is to be a potential assassin and terrorist.
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READING BETWEEN THE LINES
******************************************** 
We all have our share of limitations 
with one difference: some of us 
are infatuated with them. 
Erasmus of Rotterdam was right when he said: 
“Everyone loves the smell of his own sh*t.”
*
The need to be understood 
always exceeds the need to understand.
*
Where lawyers and politicians enter, 
injustice and lies are sure to follow.
*
Never contradict a politician or a lawyer: 
remember, they are professionals.
*
To my anti-American friends 
from the Middle East I say: 
“I agree with you provided you also agree with me 
when I say the rest of the world is no better.”
*
Nobody ever said to be an honest man among crooks 
comes without a price.
*
I don’t always like or agree with what I say 
but once I put down 2+2= 
I have no choice but to say 4.
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READERS
************************* 
There is a type of reader 
(and I have my share of them) 
who is programmed to disagree and reject 
anything that is not recycled propaganda. 
Such a reader doesn’t even bother or begin 
to understand what’s being said. 
He just hangs a label on you 
and forever after identifies you 
as the lowest form of animal life – 
namely, an Armenian 
who doesn’t love all Armenians 
and hate all Turks. 
Such a reader is convinced 
anyone who has more power or money 
must know better. 
He is Bolshevik in his pragmatism, 
capitalist in his value system, 
and Catholic in his dogmatism.
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ON CRACKPOTS
*********************************** 
In a recent issue of TIME magazine 
there is an interview with Andre Agassi 
in which Armenians and massacres are not mentioned.
*
The best thing Saroyan ever said about the Genocide is that 
he felt sorry for the Turks. 
*
Now you may understand why I refer to 
Genocide ghazetajis, Hai Tahd activists and fund-raisers 
as Turcocentric crackpots.
*
There is a baloney artist in all politicians 
and ours are no exception.
#
THREE MAXIMS
*************************** 
Thinking against oneself 
is one of the cardinal virtues.
*
Politicians and honesty are 
mutually exclusive concepts.
*
To believe when you are right 
you have God and Truth on your side 
is to be a potential assassin and terrorist.
#
READING BETWEEN THE LINES
******************************************** 
We all have our share of limitations 
with one difference: some of us 
are infatuated with them. 
Erasmus of Rotterdam was right when he said: 
“Everyone loves the smell of his own sh*t.”
*
The need to be understood 
always exceeds the need to understand.
*
Where lawyers and politicians enter, 
injustice and lies are sure to follow.
*
Never contradict a politician or a lawyer: 
remember, they are professionals.
*
To my anti-American friends 
from the Middle East I say: 
“I agree with you provided you also agree with me 
when I say the rest of the world is no better.”
*
Nobody ever said to be an honest man among crooks 
comes without a price.
*
I don’t always like or agree with what I say 
but once I put down 2+2= 
I have no choice but to say 4.
#
READERS
************************* 
There is a type of reader 
(and I have my share of them) 
who is programmed to disagree and reject 
anything that is not recycled propaganda. 
Such a reader doesn’t even bother or begin 
to understand what’s being said. 
He just hangs a label on you 
and forever after identifies you 
as the lowest form of animal life – 
namely, an Armenian 
who doesn’t love all Armenians 
and hate all Turks. 
Such a reader is convinced 
anyone who has more power or money 
must know better. 
He is Bolshevik in his pragmatism, 
capitalist in his value system, 
and Catholic in his dogmatism.
#
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